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*triscuit is in bliss. his SECOND favorite snack is also here. he turns to eat up the pixies*

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Well...I never expected all this to happen just with the arrival the of ant army.

Maybe next week the lady-bug brigade will have to stop by...

*Shadow watchs the two forces duking it out, laughing his head off at the screams of pain as the ants and pixies numbers begin to dwindle down to small strike teams.*

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Ahh, well I hope the skull was not also green... that would be WAY to Harry-Potterish for the RPG's :rolleyes:

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Ah the poor folks are dead. What will we do now? Who will infest our houses? Who will attack picnics. With no more ant army....what will we do?

*A small crowd of female ant mourners walk up to the scene of the battle sobbing*

Oh wow.....I'd be laughing hystericlly right now if this weren't so odd.

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who cares? we're liberated! *crucifies the king of the ants* HA! SAVE YOURSELF, IF YOU ARE SO POWERFUL! (makes a movie: the passion of the ants)

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*Waltzes in and notices the ant mourners*

Well, is anyone thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

*Whips out a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup*

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*Shadow sees the hersheys and has no idea what he's talking about*

I'm afraid of what your gonna do. But I think it'll kick arse.

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*triscuit died and went to ant heaven. he grabs the chocolate and enjoys a hearty feast*

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A 'hearty' feast of chocolate syrup... interesting.

Perhaps you'd like some pepto to go along with that?

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*triscuit slithers over, feeling kadino with his tounge* uh....let's see...small creature with wings...I believe triscuit things you're a bug. *triscuit drools* HEY! none of that! Bad serpent! *triscuit frowns and goes back to eating his chocaolate covered ants* heh...only basilisk in the world who eats bugs.

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Seems to me like he's the only basilisk. Never seen one before....

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heh. well, most creatures I ressurrect from greek mythology ARE rather rare. I mean, it isn't every day you come across a giant snake that turns things to stone by gazing at them like triscuit here...even if you're in the trade. I have him wear special scleral contact lenses so he doesn't kill anybody with his eyes. Basilisk eggs are type A restricted trade items for a reason.

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Not to mention delicious!

Even though I'm not really one to eat eggs, I've heard that boiled basilisk eggs taste like soft-serve Moosetracks Ice Cream. Now that's impressive!

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*triscuit hears this and get's sick* oh...now look! you scared the poor thing! *triscuit silthers off into the pool*

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Oh, don't worry! I just have (am?) a certain perverse sense of what makes animals and people annoyed. I swear I don't use it to my advantage most of the time!

Oh, and there may or may not be gum on the underside of that table you're planning to throw at me FD... wouldn't want you to get that all over your hand, because then you might not notice it and rub some in your hair! It sure would be hard to get out then...

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uh...clartrophians don't have hair. in fact...we don't even have skin. we're...just concentrations of pure energy....but that's not important. after all...it's triscuit that wants to kill you. *triscuit pulls out his contacts* uh...*random things in the cafe turn to stone* AHHH! *jumps in the pool*

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Hmm, well... shame I'm impervious to magic that has a point... only things that are 100% zany can affect me.

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Well then it's a good think I carry a small mirror around my neck. Comes in handy just for such purposes. Not that I ever consult it for much else.

orders up some tequila shots for all her friends around her at the bar.

And for all those who want to be her friend:D

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woo! Free drinks!

*slides on up next to WQ and grabs a drink*

Free stuff makes the world go round eh?

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*fd runs over and shoves the contacts in triscuits eyes, reciting a sleeping incantation to knock him out*...I'm still training him.

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*walks into the cafe and sitts down*

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hey HP! I thought you died!

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You thought wrong, FD... I flew here on my broom as soon as I heard you were here... ARe the rumors true? What's going on?

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yes...it's true...the royal death cookie of the egyptian budhists was found...

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Where is it? *sips coffee*

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it's hidden in the land of purple monkies riding on vaccuums in the deepest pyramid of alaska.

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It would be an awesome quest to find it... OH WELL! Lets go over to that new arcade!

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cool! *pulls out his quarters*

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*Shadow was listening to that conversation and is now talking quietly to himself*

.....kids these days.....

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Kid? I'm millions of years old!

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Its obviously a relative term to logical thought, reasoning, and overall maturity...

...kiddo.

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maturity in your culture is, to a clartrophian, foolish and no-fun.

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Ya know what I think is fun?

*Starts throwing small explosives at FD, even though he's just a bunch of energy, which in-turn, is pretty much invincible.*

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yum! *assimilates the energy thrown to him like food* thanks! *throws pies at Shadow* This is what it's like!

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*Spins around in a circle and is instantly wearing an Inspector Gadget/Private-Eye suit*

*Begins pacing around the bar, peeling an apple*

Yeah, that's what they all say. I've seen lots of guys like you. Clowns who say they're invincible. But everything has weakness, and its just a matter of time before someone finds out what that weakness is. And I have found you out, FD... or should I say... CLARENCE THOMPKINS!

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*gasp from every single person in the cafe. Young woman in the back faints*

And he woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling....er...I mean...

YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

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Clarence Tompkins, you say? I've heard of him... Owner of the company that recreates angelic pies. C.R.A.P. they call it... But is creating pies just a cover up for Collaborating to Ravage All of the Planet. Or should I say... C.R.A.P? I've figured you out FD... You won't get away with it so easily this time...

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*Diane arches an eyebrow at the rest of the occupants in the café while sipping her pina colada*

This place is seriously hyped up on something far more potent than Ritalin and sugar combined. *Sigh*

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*Shadow looks up at Diane*

Hey hey hey, I took ritalin from the time I was 5 till I turned 14. I know what rit does to ya, and this is definatly not an effect of ritalin. This looks more like a bad case of....*looks in medical textbook that sits behind counter in case someone dies or somethin in the cafe*....EXTREME BOREDOM!